Here r some jokes... U may have heard them, but HEARD THEM AGAIN!!

What color iz burp?
BURPLE!!

Wat do u say if u get in trouble 4 not doin your HW?
"How can u tell me off 4 somethin I didn't do??"

Wat did the pen sat 2 the pencil?
"So, wat's your POINT?"

Y wuz the teacher crossed-eyed?

Cuz she couldn't control her pupilz!!
(Pupils r students so...)

Y wuz a math book sp totally unhappy?
Cuz its full of problemz!!!

Wat word iz alwayz spelled incorrectly?
INCORRECTLY!

How do u get straight A's?
BY usin' a RULER!!

*By did Tiger look inside the toilet?*
Cuz he wuz lookin 4 pooh!!!

Y did the man throw hiz watch out the window?
Cuz he wanted 2 c the time fly!!

And dweeee there r way more jokes but aren't these funny!!!
HOPE U LIKED IT!

Nasheeds:

Some singerz are:

• *Native Deen* (Band)
  
• seven8six (Band)
• Zain Bhikha
• Sami Yusuf
• Ahmad Bukhatir
• Mishary
• Yusuf Islam

And like way more but these are some I listen to. My top favorite iz NATIVE DEEN.

MUSIC AIN'T GOOD BUT NASHEEDS ARE
-By Shefa Ahsan

Okay, so you like and have to admit you like listing to music,and you like them so much. But, think, if music is fun then HELLFIRE is fun. Yes, I know your saying, "NO I DON'T!!" Ya but guess what, listing to music is HARAM, haram is AGAINST ISLAM!! Yes, your deen!! Do you ever think about Allah when listing to music? NOPE, well I don't think ya do. But if you just listen to one nasheed, you will remember Allah, and it will not kill your heart out of remembrancer of your lord-Allah, unlike MUSIC!! Just think, you will go to HELLFIRE, if you listen to music, especially one's that use wind or string instruments, which most scholars say is HARAM. So just instead of listening to music listen to nasheeds my favorite is NATIVE DEEN, if you look at the lyrics it talks about your deen and things that you should be focusing in your life, like not listing to music. So plz listne to nasheeds and save yourself form hellfire. REMEMBER YOUR LORD ALLAH AND ALSO WHERE YOU WILL GO IF YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC.

See what other people say...

 MY SHADE 
           by Khadija Javed


             You wonder what my shade is,
             What it represents.
             Call me anything;
       
  An extremist, a fundamentalist,
             Anything you desire.
             I don't care.
             My shade is
             My protection
             from this evil world,
             from roaming eyes,
             from diseased hearts.
             Call me anything;
             Vain or
             Submissive.
             don't care.
             My shade is
             My Protection
             of my beauty,
             reserved for one
             special gift
             that God has given me;
   
      My Life Partner.
             This world
             is but a fleeting moment
             about to end
             at Any Time.
             The Signs are here.
             The Day of Judgement is coming.
             No one will enter my
grave with me except
             My body, my heart, my soul.
             Call me a pessimist,
             Distressed,
             Repressed,
             Oppressed,
             I don't care.
             My shade
             Covers
me
             Like a tree from the sun;
             Like a coat of wax
             on your shiny new sportscar.
             My shade
             My protection,
             is my Khimaar,
             I am a woman of Islaam.

*Wearing The Hijab*
A pure symbol of Modesty

Wearing Hijab is the best thing ever to me. It's very important for all muslim girls and women. If you are at the age wear you are supposed to wear hijab or all of those things, and you don't wear it, just wonder or ask yourself why? Did you ever know that if you don't wear it when you are supposed to, then you will go to the dreaded HELL~FIRE~!!! if you never knew that, well, NOW YA KNOW! So I think you should start thinking and asking your mom and dad. Don't be scared to ask them if they don't let you cuz you are obeying your lord. Are you scared of your parents, or are you scared of HELL~FIRE? Now if your parents happen to say, " Oh it's okay, your still littles, you don't need to." And you really really want to and you love Allah, then tell your parents not in a rude way but tell them...

1. I want to obey my lord, and you won't let let me.
2. I may be little but I have a big heart for obeying my lord, and you are discouraging me.
3. You won't let me have practice wearing it, so I will struggle when I am supposed to wear it.
4. I maybe tiny, and I may want to do something that I don't have to, but am getting training from it,and you are stopping me.
5. Lastly, YOU ARE STOPPING ME FROM OBEYING MY LORD!!!!!
6. I really want to, but you won't let me.
7. Do you realize that you are stopping me from OBEYING MY LORD!!!!?!???!?!!?
8. PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ, LET ME WEAR IT NOW! AT THIS AGE!

Now tell me what your parents say. Email me at "shefa_ahsan@yahoo.com"